Here Are The Sexts You Should Not Send
Sexting etiquette – it’s different for everyone depending on preference. Some people love to make use of emojis while others stick to nudes. Some folks write hot epic poems and others like a short quick response. It’s all fine and good until you send that sext that totally kills the mood. The last thing you want to do during a hot and heated session of erotic communication is ruin the vibes. Instead of putting yourself in that dangerous territory, we’ve come up with things you should avoid saying. These are the sexts you should not send someone if you want to maintain a studly stellar sexting reputation.
The unsolicited nude: Just… don’t. When you take that glorious photo of your junk where the lighting is just right and you look like a million bucks, it’s easy to believe that anyone would be grateful to receive such a gift without asking. Unfortunately, this is not the case at all. The unsolicited nude is usually far more shocking than it is sexy. Also, what if the recipient is showing someone their phone or in a situation where horniness isn’t appropriate? You never want to catch someone off-guard with that kind of sext unless they explicitly tell you they love those kinds of surprises.
The pick-up line: On sexting sites, people will try to impress each other with icebreakers in the beginning of a chat. It might be something like, “You look smoking in your profile,” or “I wish we could meet up in person.” What rarely ever works is the cheesy pick-up line. Pick-up lines are for dating websites, not sexting websites. It doesn’t come off as cute or coy when you tell someone you have a banana in your pocket. It just makes you seem lame, which isn’t hot.
The whiner: Don’t beg, you aren’t in the cast of Oliver. People who whine, beg or plead with someone to sext them are seen as really desperate. It usually happens between two people who met on a sexting site. They’ve likely sexted a bunch in the past. Then, on another occasion, one of the sexters feels horny and wants to strike up a conversation but the recipient isn’t in the mood. That’s when the begging starts. It’s not a good look. Instead, you can try your hand at maturely convincing your partner to sext. Or, hop onto another sexting site and see if you can meet someone else who would be down.
The straight-to-home-base: There’s an art to decent sexting. There’s foreplay involved and a build-up that keeps the conversation moving in a sexy direction. You don’t need to go straight for the plunge (pun intended) when you are sexting someone. Females typically take longer to orgasm and that build-up is a very necessary part of the process for them. Negating that all together is going to force your sexting recipient to fake her pleasure. It’s like when a girl fakes an orgasm in real life… it’s not fun for either one of you. Give your recipient a chance to get in the mood and then talk about penetration.
The emoji addict: Ok, there are sexy emojis. Some imply squirting, genitalia, and sex positions. It’s ok to use emojis here and there when you are sexting. But you aren’t writing someone a secret message. Your sexts shouldn’t read like Egyptian hieroglyphics. Words need to accompany your emojis or your recipient will spend the whole time trying to figure out what you mean by “water squirt, eggplant, cat emoji, old lady.” Give those symbols some context before you just rattle them off like a game of Pictionary.